BTW, speaking of wrecked rectums and rammed rods, years ago I once observed some geared-up off road biker dudes doing jumps off a naturally occurring ramp alongside the river that flows through Saskatoon. I was out for a leisure bike ride on some dirt trails and slowed to watch these 3 guys take turns at taking flight. After several successful turns one of the guys goes off the ramp and I see his seat leave the post while he's in mid air. Before he hit the ground he must not have realized that the seat was no longer in it's place and he came down directly on the seat post with either:
(a) His Johnson
(b) His butt
(c) That spot in between - what's it called?...
In any case the dude was down for the 10 count and change. In fact, as I rode away I occasionally looked back and I never did see him on his feet again.
The only other bike injury worse than that is a story I heard about a local guy whose bike seat fell off and he came down on his marble bag and RRRRRRipped it open with the top edge of the seat post (apparently he was wearing loose fitting shorts at the time which provided little protection). Fortunately, as the story goes, 2 young ladies were nearby and they were able to call an ambulance for him while he lay on the ground, holding his boys and, I would imagine, crying like a wee girl (other than Chuck Norris, who wouldn't).
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Да, речь идет не про карбоновые глаголы, но от этого не легче.
А вот это чем-то напоминает: "Ну, катался я без шлема и врезался в дерево, но ничего себе не повредил. И теперь я не парюсь - езжу без шлема всегда". Магическая фраза "со мной это никогда не случится" в действиия трескал карбоновый квибикс (гдето темка должна валяться) при этом он не разлетался на много маленькйх кусочков, а как бы сминался. После того я еще пол года счастливо катал на таком же новом подседеле...
